My sister pointed this ad out to me. At first I couldn't understand why she was directing me to a site that sells outdoor gear and wear and then I saw the picture.
"That's what they look like on a mannequin?!" She asked incredulously. And she was right. Why would anyone buy a pair of pants that looked like they offered the comfort of a backwards camel toe to the lucky wearer?! Yet again, I must point out the language of the ad warning to "act fast 'cuz once they're gone, you're SOL!" And then the description. Don't you want to know?
Stride out in comfort and style when you hit the trails in a pair of Outdoor Research Women's Catalyst Pants. Their stretch-woven fabric ensures maximum comfort when you're high-stepping on rocks, and a DWR coating fights off moisture if it starts to rain. Outdoor Research even gave the Catalyst Pants a low-rise waist for added style when you head into town for a post-trail meal.
OK, don't wear the Catalyst pants unless you're trying to catalyze a fashion emergency. And, if the comfort wins you over, don't you dare trot into town with those sure-to-ride up and make your thong feel permanently embedded pants.
This warning brought to you by the Coalition Against Cruelty to Fashion.
