I've Been Outed

A friend of a friend mass-forwarded the link to my blog so now a bunch of people in Lousiana and Arkansas are reading it. I think. Scary stuff, it's an anonymous blog, folks. A Clark Kent-esque analogy may be appropriate here but I'm too mortified to be creative. I feel like I'm naked in public which, unless you're too drunk to care, can be very unnerving.

Well, if you don't know the author of this blog, know this. We don't judge here. The love pariah's misadventures were never intended for public consumption. Check your holier-than-thou, judgemental inclinations at the door before you enter this blog.

And if you think you know who I am, keep it on the DL, because, as I've just mentioned here, on every email with a link and in previous posts, IT'S AN ANONYMOUS BLOG!!