The shallow end of the pool

So one of my clients, sort of, are the purveyors of this website. I would venture to say that the collective IQ of its membership is equivalent to the Tri Delt pledge class at LSU, i.e. not too high.
Here's their concept:

Attractive, fit singles like you deserve an above average dating pool and the leading online dating sites just don’t meet that standard. Online dating sites are a great way to meet that future soul mate - much better than trying to make a connection at a bar or club (because most of our members are pole-dancing or waiting on you). Yet, on most leading dating sites, it simply takes too long to sift through the swarm of photos, e-mails, and teases to find a compatible match. (TEASES? I'm unfamiliar with virtual sex teases or prudes for that matter)

That’s where HotEnough.org comes in. We’re filling that long-standing void in the online dating industry. With our selective screening and voting process, you know from the start that our members will be much more compatible to your taste. (If Pamela Anderson's breasts and not her brains or lack thereof are what you're looking for.) As a HotEnough member, you get full access to our attractive clientele (superficially speaking of course).

I'm so glad the intellectually-challenged have a place to go where they can feel superior. If I sound bitter it's because I've been dumped for a stripper- TWICE! I simply couldn't compete with the whole Sugar Mama thing their lucrative profession allowed them to become for the Navy pilots I unwittingly dated. I'm not averse to joining, but they need a "full body shot" and I'll have to go hunt that one down. I believe my girls alone (yes, they're real, thank you) would warrant my entry but who knows.

http://hotenough.org/