I don't have time. No time to pee, no time for lunch. Plus, I have the tell tale signs of a horrid sinus infection because I've allowed my allergies to wreak havoc. But I have to make a record of this.
Have you ever gotten so mad that the ability to articulate obscenities eludes you? My friend Kelley once called someone a "shit ball" which amused me to no end. But I think that was just topped by my boss who was so consumed with hatred for a PR manager, that her face contorted in hate as she attempted to express herself. After sending a giant attachment of pointless "message points" and having us embark on a script outline, she sent us everything we needed in one succinct document. She called me into her office. "This, this FUCK BITCH just sent what you needed!" I'm still laughing.
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